Spotify: Robots make playlists for you. Joe Rogan.

Apple Music: Humans curate music in a borderline unusable desktop app.

YouTube Music: Skynet makes playlists for you.

Amazon Music: We also have music.

Qobuz: Humans curate 24 bit 96KHz classic rock re-releases.

Tidal: “Enjoying Mastodon? Check out Lil Baby.”